June 2013
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hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day
Just remembered some pictures I took a few years ago, and thought “tumblr would love these in a fun photoset”.
Hope I can find them
2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in
Once my dad got a nail stuck in his eye so he had to get this cotton patch taped over it and while he slept I drew an eye on it and put makeup on it and coincidentally my dads name is Joe so I think you know where this is going
My dad was the real Cotton eyed joe
I wasn’t kidding…
dont judge the artistic part of it i was 9 and he is a light sleeper
people complain about auto correct but it’s helpful 99% of the titties
Do I Wanna Know?
Arctic Monkeys
IT’S ON SPOTIFY NOW!!!!!!!
Liking someone really sucks because there are those moments when you think you have a slight chance but then the next second you realize how stupid you are and you know they’d never like you back.
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.
screenshot this and look at it in 3 years
- white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
- white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~
A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
has anyone ever finished a game of monopoly
i now know why
omg could Voldemort have defeated Harry if he just said Accio Glasses, like the boy who lived aint got shit if he’s visually impaired
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
it’s kinda messed up that winnie the pooh and jack the ripper both have the same middle name
