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Tom, 19, Lancashire. Ask questions if you like, not that you fucking will. Nobody even reads this shit

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mypatronusisrorypond:

ti-inspired:

read-eat-blog:

Draco Malfoy taking his Aunt, Bellatrix for a spin.

#okay so i have a story#i went to this writing camp in the summer before my sophomore year of high school and there i met this girl#i don’t remember her name it was something like becky or becca but whatever#she we’re in the theater of the campus and we’re deciding as a group what movie to watch#and somebody says harry potter and she rolls her eyes#and we’re like what you don’t like harry potter#and she’s like no i do#it’s just that i’ve seen it so many times#and we’re like yeah well us too#and she’s like no you don’t understand#my mom dated tim burton in college#and a few years ago we ran into him at the store and he invited us over for dinner#so we went and helena bonham carter and tom felton were sitting in his living room like reading lines together#and so we all had dinner together#and so after that the girl went home and watched nothing but harry potter for about four years of her life#because she couldn’t get over the fact that she had been sitting in the same room as tom felton and helena bonham carter HAVING DINNER


THEY WERE RUNNING LINES!!!! I would die. I WOULD DIE
blink-182-bashers:

funfrom4chan:

What the fuck do we do now?

take a picture,  thats it. 
pukegirl1:

relentlessconfuzzlement:

Sailing Stones, Unexplained Natural Phenomenon. 

the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
annicron:

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes
stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

aperfectbookshelf:

bigbookadventures:

It is too bad journals can’t speak up and give advice or support.

The last time that happened the Chamber of Secrets was opened