Immerse me in your splendour

Tom, 18, Lancashire. Ask questions if you like, not that you fucking will. Nobody even reads this shit.
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tomlinsarse:

MY BROTHER TEXTED A RADIO STATION TO GIVE A SHOUTOUT AND THE RADIO STATION ACTUALLY READ IT OUT AND IT WAS “GREAT DAY AT THE BEACH WITH MY GIRL FROM HEYWOOD JABLOMI” AND THEY READ IT ALOUD AND THE ENTIRE RADIO WENT DEAD FOR A FEW SECONDS BECAUSE THEY REALIZED WHAT THEY SAID I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD

unexplained-events:

Back in 2012, Paul Gaylord (go ahead and laugh) contracted the Bubonic Plague from his cat. He was in a coma for 27 days and ended up losing all his fingers and toes. Gaylord’s condition was so bad that the day before he woke up, doctors considered pulling the plug.
This is both amazing and horrifying.
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dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

Emma Stone  - Vogue US - May 2014
unfollovving:

WHEN THE GIF RESTARTS IT LOOKS LIKE THE LEAF IS SPIT OUT AND THEY ARE EATING IT AGAIN