worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.
howtobeterrell:

jddiamond:

natsukogirl766:

beyonce with some friends from middle school 

You tried it

Raise your hands if you will be kicked out of the group
hitlerhadapenis:

jobethdalloway:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.



from mean to cute
alittle-mongoosey:

cynicalslut666:

IM DEAD


the fuck, i cant even go cross eyed

piqued-geek:

nickelode0n:

sorry but a relationship where you forbid each other to talk to the opposite sex isn’t a relationship at all. love is about admiration not possession, we might live in a world where materialism is acceptable but people aren’t the same you can’t control someone like that

*sends this to all the couples at my school*

razputinapuato:

allserbgotohell:

what the fuck is wrong with ths bird why does it have sexy legs for strutting

well you can tell by the way i use my walk that im a womans man no time to hawk
bedfish:

um ok then bitch go marry that lochness monster if you wish
givemeinternet:

I’m sure this means something, but don’t ask me what.