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Tom, 19, Lancashire. Ask questions if you like, not that you fucking will. Nobody even reads this shit

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concepthuman:

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Bigger, stronger, faster.
themusicaficionados:

Another brilliant moment, brought to you by Kyle J. Simmons.
violentdeke:

I just laughed for what felt like 10 minutes

What makes you happy?

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

johnthreecontinents:

johnthreecontinents:

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

ORLANDO BLOOM PUNCHED JUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FACE

  1. ORLANDO BLOOM PunCHED KJUSTIN BIEBER IN THE FCACE
  • ORLAND O
  • BLOOM
  • PUNCHESDD
  • JUSTIN
  • BIEBER
  • …………………………
  • IN THE FUCKING FACE

watch orlando bloom punch justin bieber in the face

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

rnike:

How about being stabbed
umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

blackout-escapist:

bagmilk:

*concerned white parent voice* sweetie don’t write on yourself you can get ink poisoning

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