turkeyinacan:

diggingaditch:

turkeyinacan:

shoutout to people working weekends and overnights and overtime, people working in hospitality and retail and food service, who are sacrificing time with their loved ones, so fuckers with weekday desk jobs get to live comfortably with the amenities we provide while simultaneously shitting all over us for not getting “real jobs”

This literally does not happen

You literally have no concept of the grown-up world.

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

toastdurr:

wallabyvvay:

dancelilithdance:

toastdurr:

ironicbaking:

toastdurr:

"ummmmm ur bra strap is showing :/ "

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i thought this was me at first and i was really confused

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omg hi

WE’RE MULTIPLYING

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uhhhhhhh

thIS WAS A POST ABOUT BRA STRAPS 

wtf is going on

theychangethings:

I may not have any special talents but I can recite every word Groot said in guardians of the galaxy

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

isthisusernametakenyet:

I support Farming.

In fact, you could call me

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WOW

choph:

Best comment. 

invoicemeforthemicrophone:

bouncer: have you taken any drugs tonight mate

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jovi-angel-in-a-blue-box:

tastefullyoffensive:

[channelate] (bonus panel)

well.. that was a pleasant plot twist

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

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come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

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GOD DAMN IT

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i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much