Tom, 19, Lancashire.
always say thank you to the bus driver and the crossing guard and the cashier and the person holding the door for you this is crucial
- high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
- college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.
i don’t know why everyone makes the grim reaper out to be a bad guy i mean he’s just taking to you to the afterlife it’s not like he killed you it’s actually quite nice of him to walk you there imagine if you had to go alone
judge in court: everything u say will be held against u
judge: haha case dismissed
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes